Steve the Boss here, and I'm here to impart some wisdom on you committee chairs. Because, let's be real, you're all probably wondering how I've managed to make it this long in this position.
Tip 1: Never, ever, ever read the meeting minutes. Who needs to know what actually happened in the meeting when you can just make it up as you go along?
Tip 2: If a committee member asks for an explanation, just give 'em some corporate jargon to spew back at 'em. It's like a game of telephone, but with more PowerPoint.
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