MEETING LOGS - DECREE 1 SUBSECTION 1.1 COMMITTEE ON INANE DECISIONS
Meeting Minutes - Meeting 001, Year 2023
Chair: Zorvath, Supreme Dictator of this Meeting
Meeting started at 10:00 AM sharp. Attendance: 12 members, 2 of which are actually here.
Points of Discussion:
- Item 1: The meaning of life and the importance of proper coffee ratios
- Item 2: The best way to organize socks in the drawer
- Item 3: The optimal number of memes to display on the company's intranet
Decisions Made:
- Resolution 1: Coffee is 50/50 ratio of espresso to water, no debate.
- Resolution 2: Socks shall be organized by color, not size or logic.
- Resolution 3: 17 is the optimal number of memes per page. No, wait, 17 is too many. 17.5 is better, but only if you count the cat pictures.