High-Ranking Officials Appointed for the Day
Today's appointments:
- Minister of Sarcasm, Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth, will be meeting with the Council of Uncooperative Individuals to discuss ways to improve the Ministry's efficiency.
- The Supreme Ruler of the Realm, Queen Beatrice the Unyielding, has appointed Lord Bottomsworth as the new Chief of Disagreement and Discord.
- Lord Bottomsworth's personal assistant, a trusty sidekick known as "Binx", has been assigned to accompany him on all meetings and ensure that everyone involved remains on task.
These appointments are expected to bring about a new era of unproductive squabbling and inefficient decision-making to the realm.