Decree 1: Lunch Club Constitution

Article 1: Founding Principles

Section 1.1: The Purpose of the Lunch Club

The Lunch Club is dedicated to the pursuit of optimal mid-day sustenance. Our members shall strive for maximum satiation, minimal waste, and a dash of whimsy.

Section 1.2: Membership Eligibility

Membership shall be granted to anyone willing to participate in discussions about sandwiches, pizza, and the societal implications of the avocado toast.

Section 1.3: Meetings and Events

Lunch Club meetings shall be held biweekly, with a rotating schedule of pizza parties, potlucks, and impromptu taco Tuesdays.

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Article 2: Lunchtime Etiquette

Section 2.1: Table Manners

Club members shall refrain from discussing politics, religion, or their significant others during lunch.

Section 2.2: Food Sharing

Members are encouraged to bring a variety of dishes to share with the group, but not too much of that one weird thing they ate last week.

Section 2.3: The Importance of Napkins

Napkins are not just for dinner, people!

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