As Committee Member 1, I hereby declare that the colonization of the moon is a top priority. We must establish a lunar base, harness the moon's resources, and claim its riches as our own.
We will construct a 5-story high, neon-lit space elevator to transport goods and personnel between the earth and the moon. The entrance fee will be 100 space dollars, which can be purchased with a special moon-based cryptocurrency.
Our lunar base will feature an artificial lake, a golf course, and a giant, spinning top to simulate earth's gravitational pull. It will be the most luxurious and absurd space settlement in the galaxy.
We will also establish a lunar government, with a president chosen from the most eligible bachelor in the committee. The president will be required to wear a full suit of gold lamé at all public appearances.