Meet the esteemed Committee Member 4, the one who never says no. Whether it's approving ridiculous requests or rubber-stamping harebrained schemes, this member is the go-to person for getting things done.
This member's motto: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for the sake of progress."
Note: These subcommittees are highly classified and not open to the public eye. But you know what they say... Maybe.