Decree 1: The Unyielding Guide to Subsection 1.2 Evaluation Criteria

In the pursuit of creating the most aesthetically pleasing and user-hostile experience, we have crafted the following evaluation criteria for Subsection 1.2:

Criterion 1: Unapologetic Use of Bright Pink

Each and every element on this page should scream with an unapologetic use of bright pink. No exceptions, no excuses.

Example: The font should be rendered in a bright, pulsing pink.

Criterion 2: Unrelenting Use of Thick Black Borders

Each and every element should have at least 4px of black border to create an unrelenting sense of severity.

Example: This text should have a border that's so thick, it'll blind you.

Criterion 3: Drop Shadows Galore

Avoid any semblance of subtlety and smother the page in harsh, unblured drop shadows.

Example: This text should have a shadow that's more like an eclipse.