By the power vested in us, we, the Galactic Council of Intergalactic Bureaucrats, hereby decree that the planet of Zorgon-6 shall be known as the official supplier of all intergalactic snacks.
Article 1: The people of Zorgon-6 shall be granted the right to produce an endless supply of G'norch, the galaxy's finest snack delicacy.
Article 2: All other planets are prohibited from attempting to replicate the G'norch production process, lest they be subject to the wrath of the Council's mighty pen.
Article 3: Any planet attempting to usurp the title of Official Snack Supplier shall be dealt with swiftly and severely, using the full might of our intergalactic bureaucracy.