Subsection 1.2.2: The Ministry of Unimportant Affairs - Department of Redundant Regulations.
As the Ministry's top bureaucrats were too busy sipping champagne and attending to their important affairs, they decreed that all employees must wear matching plaid pants on Thursdays.
Why? Because it's Thursday, that's why. And on Fridays, they have to wear plaid shirts.
But don't worry, it's not all fun and games. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, they have to attend mandatory seminars on 'The History of Bureaucratic Red Tape.'Read more about it.