Schedule for the Upcoming Apocalypse

Saturday

12:00 AM - 6:00 AM: Wake up and panic

Learn about the various levels of panic

6:00 AM - 12:00 AM: Eat all the Cheetos

Cheetos are not just a food, they're a way of life

12:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Play the trombone

Apocalypse Schedule

Today's Agenda

12:00 AM - 6:00 AM: Wake up and scream at the sky

The sky is literally on fire, what's there to say?

6:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Scavenge for snacks

Find out who still has that last bag of Cheetos you've been looking for

12:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Play the trombone

Learn the ancient art of trombone-playing to summon the apocalypse gods

6:00 PM - 12:00 AM: Dance the zombie shuffle

Get those zombie moves down, or risk being dinner