By order of the Intergalactic Council of Bureaucratic Overlords (ICBO), all citizens are hereby required to wear funny hats to work on Tuesdays.
This is not a drill, people. The council has decreed it so, and you shall not be swayed by the whims of individual freedom or personal expression.
Failure to comply will result in the immediate deployment of our robotic overlords.
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