Decree for Dummies: Subsection 1.4

A Crash Course for the Utterly Inept

Warning: This subsection is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

Decreeing for dummies is a delicate art that requires precision, patience, and a hint of desperation. In this subsection, we'll cover the basics of decreeing for those who have never held a pen, let alone a scepter.

Carefully crafted by the Decree Institute, this guide will walk you through:

• Step 1: Hold the pen correctly (no, not like that)
• Step 2: Write a coherent sentence without using 5 or more exclamation points
• Step 3: Don't confuse 'their' with 'there' (seriously, it's not that hard)

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