Procedures for Decree 1: A Guide for the Inept

In the interest of clarity, we will be using the following procedures:

• Step 1: Wear a bright pink jumpsuit to signal your incompetence.
• Step 2: Stomp your feet loudly to announce your presence.
• Step 3: Repeat the phrase "I am a functioning member of society" 5 times in front of a mirror.

For additional information on Subsection 1.5: Emergency Procedures, click here.