Committee for the Suppression of Slightly-Too-Serious Style

Meet the Cthulhu Committee: we're here to make sure your fashion sense is sufficiently absurd.

Current Decree 1: More Pockets are Better

Our experts have determined that the optimal number of pockets on a garment is 7. Any less is just a fashion emergency.

We're currently reviewing the case of a local artisan who has only 3 pockets on their pants. We will not hesitate to issue a strongly-worded letter.

Subcommittee 1.5: The Pockets Committee

• Parody Procedures: Because sometimes 7 pockets just isn't enough
• Counter Procedures: Because sometimes 7 pockets is just too many

Subcommittees

• The Pocket Committee
• The Slightly-Too-Serious Style Committee