By the power vested in us, we, the Committee of Procedures, decree that our mandate shall not be questioned, our procedures shall not be altered, and our coffee shall not be interrupted. This is not a drill.
As we gather here today, we reaffirm our commitment to the unyielding mandate. We shall not be swayed by petty dissent, nor shall we be deterred by the whims of the unenlightened.
Our mandate is clear: we shall not be moved. We shall not be silenced. We shall not be bought off. This is not a democracy, but a dictatorship of the will of the unyielding.
Learn more about our Unyielding Mandate See Decree 2, The Unyielding Mandate of the Unrelenting See Decree 3, The Unyielding Mandate of the UnrelentingOur Mandate Enforcement Agency (MEA) is responsible for ensuring that our unyielding mandate is upheld at all costs. They are a team of highly trained, highly skilled, and highly caffeinated individuals who shall not be swayed by the whims of the unenlightened.
The MEA is equipped with the latest in Mandate Enforcement Technology (MET), including the infamous "Mandate-O-Matic 5000" which can detect even the smallest hint of dissent.
Learn more about the Mandate Enforcement AgencyWe have several subcommittees that work tirelessly to ensure the unyielding mandate is upheld. These include:
The Unyielding Mandate Committee (UMC) - This is the primary committee responsible for drafting, revising, and enforcing our unyielding mandate.
The Mandate Enforcement Committee (MEC) - This committee is responsible for implementing and enforcing the unyielding mandate.
The Unyielding Mandate Review Committee (UMRC) - This committee reviews and updates our unyielding mandate to ensure it remains relevant and effective.
Learn more about our subcommittees