Interpreting the Incomprehensible: A Decree of Unyielding Folly

According to Article 3, Section 5 of the Unyielding Folly Act of 1789, all citizens are required to interpret the incomprehensible in their daily lives.

This includes:

• Requiring every conversation to include at least three instances of the phrase "In my expert opinion"
• Using only 47-point font for all official documents
• Performing the Macarena in front of the Ministry of Folly on Fridays

Failure to comply will result in a penalty of 5000 units of Unyielding Folly Points (UFP). Accumulation of 10000 UFP will result in involuntary reeducation at the Folly Institute.

Exegesis of the Unyielding Folly Act Frequently Asked Questions about Interpreting the Incomprehensible Penalties for Noncompliance