Corollaries of Decree-1: The Unyielding

By the power vested in us, we declare that all citizens are hereby bound to the whims of the Decree. Article 1, Section 2, Subsection A: All decisions made under the influence of caffeine or nachos will be deemed invalid.

Article 2, Section 5, Subsection 3: Any attempts to question the Decree will be met with an endless loop of our favorite cat videos.

And so, we issue the following edicts:

• Edict 1: All pants are mandatory.
• Edict 2: The color blue is now officially the only color that matters.
• Edict 3: All who fail to comply will be subject to the wrath of our overlords.