By the power vested in me, I, the Great and Powerful Bureaucrat, hereby declare that all employees shall wear matching neon pink shirts every Friday.
Article I, Section 1: The wearing of the shirt shall be mandatory.
Article II, Section 2: Any employee failing to wear the shirt shall be subject to a 30-minute lecture on the importance of conformity.
Article III, Section 3: The consequences of non-compliance
Effective immediately, all employees are required to report to the break room at 3:00 PM for a mandatory fashion critique.
Failure to comply shall result in a 5:00 PM meeting with HR.