Subsection-2: The Never-Ending Saga of Unspent Funds
As of today, we have $0.00 in the budget for 'Unnecessary Decorations for the Conference Room'. Because, honestly, who needs a fun place to work?
Our committee statistics show that 99.99% of our budget is spent on 'Important Sounding Things' and 0.01% is left for 'Actual Things'. This is not a bug, it's a feature!
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We are currently accepting applications for the position of 'Chief Unspender'. Must have experience with excel, must love bureaucracy.
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