By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Ruler of Futility, hereby declare that all endeavors shall henceforth be futile. The sands of time shall shift, the tides shall rise, but the futility of our existence shall remain unchanging. All who dare to defy this decree shall be subject to my whims and shall be forced to navigate the labyrinthine halls of the Castle of Utter Futility. Read Decree 2: The Unwavering Edict of Unfathomable Confusion to learn more about the intricate complexities of futility. Or, if you dare, venture into the depths of Decree 3: The Perpetual Cycle of Sisyphean Folly.