Decree 2: The Unofficial Guide to Properly Behaving in a Bureaucratic Hierarchy

Welcome, minion! Congratulations, you're reading this guide because you're clearly not a high-ranking official yet. This is Decree 2, the most important document in all the land. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Chapter 1: The Art of Properly Filling Out Form 27-B

• Learn the secrets of the perfect bubble fill
• What happens if you mess up

Chapter 2: The Ancient Art of Correctly Labeling Your Envelopes

• The 5 C's of Correct Labeling
• When the system fails (and it will)

Remember, minion, a good bureaucrat is always prepared. Read on, but don't get too distracted by the fancy formatting... or you might end up like this: