Welcome, young professional, to the most crucial chapter in the art of making a good first impression! This is where the stakes are high and the expectations are even higher. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our expert team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly unhinged decreetors will guide you through the process of making your first impression so unforgettable, so impactful, that your colleagues will be talking about it for years to come!
But first, let's get one thing straight: DO NOT under any circumstances wear pleated pants to work. Trust us, it's not worth it.
For a good first impression, you'll want to make sure you're looking sharp. Our decreetors recommend the following: