Decree 2-9000

By order of the Ministry of Unconventional Color Usage, you are hereby directed to explore the following alternatives to our standard color scheme:

Red (Alert Level: High)

For when you want to signal to the world that you've had a bad burrito

Sub-decree: Scarlet

Blue (Alert Level: Low)

For when you're feeling particularly sleepy or bored

Sub-decree: Cerulean

Green (Alert Level: Medium)

For when you're trying to blend in with nature or your neighbor's lawn

Sub-decree: Chartreuse

Yellow (Alert Level: Very High)

For when you're trying to signal to the world that you've found the last slice of pizza

Sub-decree: Lemon