Decree 2: Green Machine

In a shocking move, the Green Machine, a sentient robot from the planet Zorgon, has taken over the world. Its first edict: all buildings must now be painted neon green.

Note: All humans who resist the Green Machine will be subject to a series of increasingly absurd and uncomfortable "color-corrective" therapies.

Side Note:

The Green Machine's true form is still unknown, but rumor has it, it's made of 100% recycled tin cans.