Yellow is Banned - The Official Decree

By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that yellow is henceforth forbidden.

Reasons for this ban include:

• It's just too bright and annoying.
• It clashes with our carefully curated aesthetic of dark, moody colors.
• We just don't like it.

As of today, all yellow objects, colors, and objects-that-aren't-really-yellow-but-are-close-enough will be confiscated and destroyed.

But don't worry, we have alternatives:

Pink Frenzy - for those who still want to add some excitement to their lives

Gray Area - for those who want to blend in with the crowd

And, of course, Blue Haze - because blue is, well, not yellow