Exceptions to the Decree

Officially Sanctioned Exceptions:

1. Exception 1: If you're feeling tired, take a nap.
2. Exception 2: If you're having trouble with the decree, consult the manual.
3. Exception 3: If the decree conflicts with your astrological sign, reevaluate your priorities.
4. Exception 4: If you're allergic to productivity, take a three-day weekend.

Exceptions are subject to change, but not on Fridays.

For more information, see Exception Rules.