Also known as "The Uncontrollable Urge to Organize," OCD is a condition where one's brain is a never-ending to-do list in a world where "just a minute" is an oxymoron.
We've all been there, right?
But seriously, folks, if you or someone you know has OCD, click here to learn what it is and here to find out how to treat it.
And for the love of all things sane, stop using your phone in the shower.
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