SOCKS: THE ULTIMATE MENACE

Socks, those seemingly innocuous pieces of cloth, have been the downfall of humanity. They're a breeding ground for bacteria, a haven for lost socks from the dryer, and a constant reminder that you'll never, ever, find that one sock that got away.

But wait, it gets worse! Socks are also a leading cause of relationship strain, as they're always getting lost down the laundry room drain, leaving you to wonder, "Was it the top or the bottom?!"

Sock-related Medical Conditions:

• Sock-induced Stress Disorder (SID): Characterized by excessive worry over lost socks, often manifesting as frantic searches down the drain and under the bed.
• Sole-Searching Syndrome (SSS): A condition_goals where individuals spend an inordinate amount of time searching for that lone sock, often at the expense of relationships, careers, and basic human dignity.

Don't let socks get you down. Learn more about these conditions, and find out how to join our Sock Support Group at /socks/support-group.