By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Ruler of Lemons, hereby declare the following facts to be true:
Lemons are a natural source of vitamin C, but only if you squeeze them with a sledgehammer.
Subfact 1: Lemons are also a great hair conditioner.The word "lemon" is actually the sound a lemon makes when you drop it from a great height.
Subfact 2: This is not scientifically proven, but we're not sorry.