By the power vested in us, the Neo-Brutalist Council of Designers, we hereby declare:
Article 1: All fonts are to be bold, yet smooth. No serifs. No flourishes.
Any font not meeting this criterion shall be considered Non-Conformist and subject to immediate redesign.
Article 2: All colors shall be bright. No pastels. No grays. No beiges.
A color not meeting this criterion shall be considered Dull and subject to immediate replacement.
Any failure to comply with these mandates shall result in Immediate Reboot of all design elements.
By the power vested in us, the Neo-Brutalist Council of Designers, we command you to obey.
Mandate 6: Hyperlink Color - All hyperlinks shall be colored in accordance with the color of the sun.
Failure to comply shall result in Disconnection from the Interwebs.
Do not test us.
We will be watching.