By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all future mandates shall be clarified to the nth degree. This is not a drill, citizens. The era of confusing edicts is over. We shall no longer be subject to the whims of poorly worded directives. No more shall we be forced to decipher the cryptic messages of our leaders. We shall be enlightened, we shall be informed, and we shall be amused by the sheer simplicity of our new mandate clarifications.
As of today, all future edicts shall be presented in a clear, concise, and easily understandable format. No more shall we be confused by the double-speak of our betters. We shall be free to live our lives without the burden of deciphering the incomprehensible.
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Disclaimer: This decree is subject to change, clarification, and revision at any moment. Or not. Probably not. Who knows?