The Penalties

For those who refuse to comply, for those who resist the inevitable, for those who insist on being wrong, we have the penalties.

Warning: The following penalties are subject to change without notice. Side effects may include:

• Severe loss of dignity
• Temporary or permanent damage to self-respect
• Involuntary surrender to authority figures
• Uncontrollable urges to flee in terror

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Level 1: The Mildly Annoyed

Level 5: The Utterly Despondent

Level 10: The Existentially Frustrated

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