The penalties for your third offense have been waived, but don't think this means you're off the hook. No, no, no. This is where things get really interesting.
You've been deemed "uncooperative" and are now subject to our patented Phase One: The Unrelenting Fourth Offense program.
This phase is all about pushing you to your limits. You'll be subjected to a barrage of:
Don't worry, it's all in the name of "rehabilitation." And also, we're not really sure what that means, but it sounds good.
You'll have access to the following subpages: