By order of the Department of Redundant Affairs, all citizens are reminded that Requisition 1 was a mere formality. Requisition 2, therefore, is a formality on steroids.
We hereby declare that all forms submitted under Requisition 1 are null and void, and must be resubmitted, with additional documentation, under Requisition 2.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Requisitions for Requisition 3
- Unsightly fines
- Loss of all previously granted rights