The Grand Decree of Section F

In accordance with the highest authority, it is decreed that Section F shall henceforth be known as the most esteemed and revered section of all.
Section G: Where the Wild Bureaucrats Roam Section H: A Land of Unending Red Tape

By order of the Grand Decree-Maker, all who enter this section shall be subject to the whims of the ruling council of section F.