Decree 2: A Guide to Not Being a Dick

By the power vested in us, the Council of Not-Beings, we decree the following guidelines for maintaining a respectable presence in public spaces.

1. Be on time. Show up, show up, show up.

2. Be prepared. Don't show up with 17 tabs open on your browser.

3. Be considerate. Don't hog the last donut in the break room, it's not just about you.