As the sun sets on our great nation, a pressing question looms large: is pineapple pizza a sacred culinary tradition, or an affront to the very fabric of our society?
Join us as we convene the Committee on Fruit and Cheese, tasked with debating this most heinous of crimes.
Subcommittees:
We'll have you covered as we dissect the intricacies of this most divisive of topics. Stay tuned!
Disclaimer: The views expressed here are entirely satirical and do not reflect the real views of the author or any actual committee members. Unless they do. Or maybe they do. Who knows?