Section 2.1: The Committee's Secret Handbooks
Subsection 2.1.1 - The Art of Meeting Minutes
- Step 1: Write everything down, even if nobody reads it.
- Step 2: Use a font size that's too small for anyone to read.
- Step 3: Make sure the font color is invisible.
Subsection 2.1.2 - The Science of Decision-Making
- Step 1: Make a random decision and hope nobody notices.
- Step 2: Blame someone else when it all goes wrong.
- Step 3: Repeat step 1 until the decision is made.