Decree 2: AI Research

The AI research team has made some progress on the project, but it's been a real slog.

The robots have been trained on a dataset of cat memes, and they're starting to produce some decent cat puns.

Our goal is to have a fully functioning AI that can order pizza for us all, but first we have to get the coffee machine working.

Current Progress:

Phase 1: Robot Uprising (95% Complete)

Phase 2: Robot Uprising (5% Complete)

We're waiting on the coffee machine to get hacked.

Stay tuned for further updates.

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