The AI research team has made some progress on the project, but it's been a real slog.
The robots have been trained on a dataset of cat memes, and they're starting to produce some decent cat puns.
Our goal is to have a fully functioning AI that can order pizza for us all, but first we have to get the coffee machine working.
We're waiting on the coffee machine to get hacked.
Stay tuned for further updates.
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