You've heard of mind hacking, but have you considered brain wave hacking? It's like hacking, but instead of infiltrating computer systems, you're infiltrating your own mind.
Using our advanced, totally-not-real brain wave hacking techniques, you can:
- Force yourself to think about pineapple pizza, no matter how much you try not to.
- Make your brain do your bidding, no matter how much you want to resist.
- Turn your thoughts into a never-ending loop of cat videos.
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