The Subtle Sensory Decree is a guide for navigating the complexities of modern existence. It's a set of rules for living a life of subtle distinction and refined sensibilities.
Rule 1: Always wear a monocle when attending formal events.
Rule 2: Never trust a person who doesn't have a well-manicured mustache.
Rule 3: In times of stress, remember that a well-placed beret can be a powerful tool for emotional regulation.