Subsubsection 3

For the sake of all that is good and holy, please do not attempt to tune a guitar with a pair of pliers. It's just a terrible idea.

However, if you must tune a guitar, do it with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker, or the finesse of a neurosurgeon.

Use our carefully calibrated Tuning Fork 3000 for optimal results.

Subsubsection 4

Subsection 2

When tuning a guitar, it's essential to have the correct number of string tensions and the proper harmonic resonance.

Subsubsection 4

Our Tuning Fork 3000 has been calibrated to the exacting standards of the Supreme Council of Bureaucracy.

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