For the sake of all that is good and holy, please do not attempt to tune a guitar with a pair of pliers. It's just a terrible idea.
However, if you must tune a guitar, do it with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker, or the finesse of a neurosurgeon.
Use our carefully calibrated Tuning Fork 3000 for optimal results.
When tuning a guitar, it's essential to have the correct number of string tensions and the proper harmonic resonance.
Our Tuning Fork 3000 has been calibrated to the exacting standards of the Supreme Council of Bureaucracy.