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WHEREAS, previous decrees have been ignored or conveniently misplaced, we hereby establish that procrastination, video games, and binge-watching cat videos shall be our top priorities.
BE IT RESOLVED, that any attempt to achieve anything worthwhile shall be met with an onslaught of cat pictures, memes, and other forms of digital distraction.
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