Decree 3: Hatriffs and Regulations

By the power vested in me, I hereby establish the following hatriffs and regulations:

The Hatriff of Unconditional Love and Acceptance

Article 1: All citizens are required to love and accept all citizens equally, with no exceptions.

Exception 1: Exceptions to the Rule

The Regulation of Mandatory Napping

Article 2: All citizens are required to take a minimum of 30 minutes of nap time each day.

Required Naps
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