The Secret Recipes of Letuce King

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Recipe #1: The Fabled Fajita Frenzy

1. Grab 1 cup of the finest, most expensive, and most artisanal tortilla chips.
2. Mix with 1/2 cup of locally sourced, organic, and gluten-free salsa.
3. Stir in 1/4 cup of hand-crafted, small-batch, and artisanal guacamole.

Enjoy, but only if you dare.

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