Committee on Committee Affairs, Subsection 5.2

Section 4.2.3, Subsubsection 4.2.3.1: The Committee's Guide to Doing Nothing Efficiently

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• Subsection 4.2: Committee Time Management
• Subprotocol 5: The Fine Art of Napping

Our committee has been tasked with developing the most efficient ways to do nothing. This is our fourth and final protocol for this subsection, and we're proud to share it with you!

Protocol 4.2: The Committee's Guide to Doing Nothing Efficiently

1. Step 1: Clear your schedule for the next three days.
2. Step 2: Set your alarm to "Do Nothing" mode.
3. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you've reached optimal levels of boredom.