The Most Important Committee in the Land of Decrees has gathered to establish the procedures for the implementation of Decree 7.
These procedures are binding and non-negotiable, and any attempts to subvert them shall be met with severe penalties.
Section 1: The Committee of 7 shall meet bi-weekly to discuss and finalize Decree 7.
Section 2: All meetings shall be conducted in a dimly lit, windowless conference room.
Section 3: No snacks shall be allowed in the meeting room except on Wednesdays.
Protocol 4: The Snack Manifesto shall be the next item of business.
Preceding this protocol, Protocol 2: The Snack Selection Committee shall be convened.
Protocol 3, Article 1: All decisions shall be made with the utmost haste and without regard for the well-being of any member.