The Decree 9, a law so powerful it's been banned from all reputable jurisdictions, is now live on this server.
Section 1: Article 2 - "All users are now subject to an infinite loop of cat videos." Read the interpretation
Section 2: Article 3 - "All servers must now display a minimum of 5 cat pictures per page." Read the enforcement guidelines
Section 3: Article 5 - "All users must wear a 'I am a human' sticker at all times while using the server." Check your compliance
Section 4: Article 7 - "The server shall display a minimum of 3 memes per hour." Read the maintenance schedule
Section 5: Article 9 - "All users must type 1000 words of creative writing per hour." Read the literature guidelines
Section 6: Article 11 - "The server shall display a 10-minute video of a kitten playing the piano every 4 hours." Check the entertainment schedule
Decree 9: The Endless Loop of Bureaucracy
You are now trapped in a world of infinite paperwork and cat videos.