Official Decree-Bulletin

By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe:

• Article 1: All citizens are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.
• Article 2: The consumption of pineapple pizza is mandatory on Tuesdays.
• Article 3: All forms of self-expression are tolerated, except for that one guy.

Issued on: Galactic Date 456.789

Sealed with:

Section 1: Hat Regulations Section 2: Pineapple Pizza Protocols Section 3: Tolerated Expressions Appendices