Official Decree-Bulletin
By Order of the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe:
Article 1: All citizens are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.
Article 2: The consumption of pineapple pizza is mandatory on Tuesdays.
Article 3: All forms of self-expression are tolerated, except for that one guy.
Issued on:
Galactic Date 456.789
Sealed with:
Section 1: Hat Regulations
Section 2: Pineapple Pizza Protocols
Section 3: Tolerated Expressions
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