By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm of Ridiculousness, all citizens are hereby mandated to wear their pants on their head at all times.
This law was enacted to combat the growing menace of pantslessness, which has been plaguing our fair city for far too long.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music, having to watch a never-ending slideshow of cat pictures, or being forced to eat an entire jar of wasabi sauce.